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Claire
1 min readOct 11, 2024

A drabble challenge by Jet Propelled

Photo by Thirdman: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-in-black-leather-jacket-holding-yellow-fish-5538270/

A drabble — 100 words, no more no less.

The challenge by Jet Propelled was to write a drabble dating app. Please find mine below and be rest assured, this is not describing me, it’s sort of therapising and exorcising many, many years of wearisome scrolling!

Look at my fish! What a beauty, I’d like to meet you if you’re a beauty too.

I’ve done “the work” ladies, you can be confident that I will look after you if you look after me. I can be gentle AND dominant ;), but only with your full, enthusiastic consent of course.

Love a country walk esp with beers at the end, also enjoy a night out on the tiles.

I’m a traveller and been to 15 countries so far, love it! Play your cards right and you could come to country 16 with me!

Ad me on Snap

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Claire
Claire

Written by Claire

Observations of people and life through an autistic lens.

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